what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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