we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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