If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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