STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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