Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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