Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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