im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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