yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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