sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
In America we eat man semen.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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