I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I came so hard my ears popped.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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