I'll bet she douches with gravy.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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