sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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