Betty ford says i'm here all night
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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