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dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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