Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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