Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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