He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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