Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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