I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
