Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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