I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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