I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The air taste purple.
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