While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
