He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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