I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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