i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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