my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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