I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize