Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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