I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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