why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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