I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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