She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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