So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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