I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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