But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
