At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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