The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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