Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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