In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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