Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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