Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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