Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
please come you make the beer taste better
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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