I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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