i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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