I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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