hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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