After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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