they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
birth control should be required to get into college
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
