We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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